Jason: oh man gross of me
dont tell anyone im a doosher
I'M NOT A TRUSTWORTHY GCHATTER, JASON!!!
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Friday, July 23, 2010
Hey. It's Me.
I recently learned through Nicole that I'm not the only one who often hears Admiral Ackbar's "It's a trap" line echo in my head (my head's generally pretty cavernous and empty, thus the echoing) about a whole ton of stuff in my life. I guess that means I'm really, really not the only who hears "I have a bad feeling about this" all the time.
Yet, I'm never reminded of upbeat Star Wars lines when good stuff happens to me; it's generally cautionary. I'm gonna make this pledge to you, world - I'll try to change that. More C3PO lines like "I never knew I had it in me," more Lando lines like "Here goes nothing," more Leia lines like "Count me in," and a fuckton more cocky Han Solo lines for sure, starting with "It's your imagination, kid. Come on. Let's keep a little optimism here."
You may notice that all those positive lines come from Return of the Jedi. That's cuz, well, don't know if you noticed, but the other two be deeeeprreeeeesssinggggg.
PS. FUTURAMA LAST NIGHT WAS GOOD AGAIN, OMG OMG OMG YAY!
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Friday, July 9, 2010
Books that Actually Exist
Microwave your wine! And your loneliness :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
This is actually an amazing book title, so it's too bad the "Devotionals for Teens" label will probably make "awesome" highly synonymous with "JESUS-JESUS-JESUS-LOVE-YOU-JESUS!"
A whole book on this. A whole book.
Covering what the first edition missed about not being in the way of a huge ship.
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
A FELLOW EDMONTONIAN
On a big ol' Kids in the Hall kick right now. I love all of Bruce McCulloch's monologues so much but "Sandwich People" and "Open Letters" (Part 1 and Part 2) are my favourite. ENJOY THEM NOW!
Thursday, July 1, 2010
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